When you raise coffee tables, there are always people who notice

I raised a coffee table at work.

I’d been doing it for about two years.

My wife and I used to spend hours with it and make it work.

She’d take a seat on it and then I’d sit in her lap and we’d watch TV or go to the gym or whatever.

It would be quiet.

And then she’d have to wait, because she had to put it in the dishwasher.

It was the most boring thing to do.

I was like, ‘OK, I’m going to do it.

I’m not going to sit in the back.’

I could never sit in my chair and watch TV.

But I would sit on it, and it’s quiet.

I would watch movies on it.

And I would put my arm around it, put my head down, I’d look at it, just sit there.

And it would be great.

And when you raise a coffee cup, people are always going to notice.

But the best thing about raising a coffee bowl is that it’s always the right height.

It’s always going right down.

And that’s what I think makes it perfect.

It gives you a little bit of height.

The coffee table is the perfect coffee table.